Good Luck Myths: I’d prefer not to be pooped on by a bird
Did you ever step on a crack and then get home to find your mother on the ground, writhing in pain, screaming, “WHY? WHY DID YOU STEP ON THE CRACK!” I don’t think so. And if so, why haven’t I heard …...
View ArticleThe Evolution of Making a Point
Do you ever just not have a point? And you’re all like, I can’t write, there’s no point. Sometimes we just need to arrive there really slowly, like my grandmother making her way to the top of an...
View ArticleWhat’s in My Purse: Part 1
What does your stuff say about you? Well, I don’t know what type of stuff you have. But if you’re like me at all, you have a purse and it is filled with crap. I’m known for this, for having … Continue...
View ArticleWomen Are Funny and Smart (and we make up over half the population so...
Today I started talking to my dog as he was performing his “butt rocket” routine — an attempt at itching his little doggy butt hole by sitting and using his front legs to drag his bum against the plush...
View ArticleDid You Get My Email? (and other virtual concerns)
When I begin to write an email, I am openly engaging in a never-ending struggle to get the greeting right — my face transforms into that of an important person, about to solve world mysteries through...
View ArticleWhere I Thank You All and Give You a Recipe for Delicious Cookies
There’s an old proverb I just made up that says “all good things happen to those who force themselves to leave their apartment to complete the tasks they’ve been putting off for weeks.” It may seem a...
View ArticleShut Up, I’m Trying to Dream Over Here!
I remember the sound of the movie, the soundtrack, playing like a hopeless romantic lullaby to young 6-year-old ears. This was my introduction into the world of entertainment and hollywood. It was the...
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